- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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