how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Smeg...

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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once upon a time, it snowed

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Anti Joke

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