- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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