How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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HOLY COW!

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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are u black unlucky

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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