- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

AIDS.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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