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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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