Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Double-whammy

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Penis

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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