say it ten times fast: oh

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

PENIS that is all

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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