Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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what is orange? an orange

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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