- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

No because your face is really f***** up.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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