- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

womens rights

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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