what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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