- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

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