why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Bob Saget

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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