Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Swag.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

feminine literature

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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