- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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