- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like the color potato.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

just in time?

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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