Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Double-whammy

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