why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Honk if you're Amish!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

DEATH.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

no.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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