What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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A blind man watches TV

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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HOLY COW!

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Bitch

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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so how about that irline food

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