- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

N-E Pats never cheated

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Bob Saget that is all

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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