- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

9/11.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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