Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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im telling maguire

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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