01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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