Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

there once was a black man who played basketball

q

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Mahmy

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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