Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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mitchell palmer sucks

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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