- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

What is cowboy say

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