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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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