- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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