- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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