- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Whats two plus two Four!

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

what's black? a lot of things.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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