Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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