- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

my whole life!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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