What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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No soup for you!

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Women's rights

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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