This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Bitch

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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I like the color potato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Rebecca Black

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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