What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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