- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

I have a horse.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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