- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Vote this down and get DOXED

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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