- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Pickles

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

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