- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Vote this down and get DOXED

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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