- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Terry has ebola

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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