- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

what are three short words? i a am

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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