Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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