Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

I like school Said no one ever.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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