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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Mitt Romney

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.