Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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George W. Bush

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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world society

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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