- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Women's rights

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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