When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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Women's Rights

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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kennah campion when she talks

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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