Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Two planes walk into an office building

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

A seal walks into a club.

tim has no humor

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