- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Patriarchy.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What's 9+10? 19.

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