when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

I'm Batman.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

To mama so old, she might die soon.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

rose are red violets should be purple

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Anti Joke

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