- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Lets Go Lakers!

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

whats hairy and crys your mom

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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