What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

I hate Jews The Holocaust

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Women's rights.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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