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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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