- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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