- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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