Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Rebecca Black

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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kk

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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