find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

a black man pays his child support

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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